wouldn’t it be frightening if you walked into a room and suddenly boss battle type music started playing out of nowhere
i wonder how i’m gonna die. will i be shot because they’re jealous of my massive penis? car crash because i’m distracted by my massive penis? die of old age, i have a massive penis
i hate myself a lot but i get offended when other people do
I grow super attached to people so please give me a 60 day warning before I stop existing to you.